December 2011
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reblog this post if i have permission to invade...
n0t-you-naan-bread:
rewinding-broken-stars:
underthelightswith1d:
i need real friends,not that fake ones in real life!!cmon rape my inbox!
watch me get none
*prepares self for no messages*
^^^^^^^
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
Those followers that still follow you no matter...
"Hello, would you like a table?"
lmaogtfo:
“Oh, is this a furniture store?”
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jeyssika asked: Just wanted to let you know you're on my Follow Forever 2011 :) xx
like 75% of my followers never like or reblog any of my posts
they’re just sitting there
watching
Accepting a compliment
crazybee:
How I think I look
How I really look
If tumblr goes down I'll follow you in real life →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
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“It was quite amusing, too, because there were times when a director would tell...”
– David Heyman (via ohne-dich)
Tumblr. Prepare yourselves.
ununpentium:
It is just over 24 hours until Sherlock returns to our screens and I feel the need to warn you-
at precisely 9.40pm and one second on the 1st January 2012 I will go BATSHIT INSANE and reblog ALL THE SHERLOCK and generally not shut up about Sherlock for the next month at least.
I will literally go Sherlock crazy.
Who’s with me?
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
Próximamente en mis cuadernos
sevenah:
Siempre me pasaaa
In real life
when you meet someone a few years older than you: oh my god, you're so OLD i can't talk to you i'll embarrass myself oh dfhsfg
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: ew, no, get away from me, I'll break your brain with my knowledge.
online
when you meet someone a few years older than you: I DON'T EVEN CARE, LOOK WE LIKE THE SAME STUFF, YOU'RE SO AWESOME, I LOVE YOU, I'M GONNA TALK TO YOU ALL THE TIME.
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: d'awwwwww omg *squish squish* ilu you're so cute, here, read some porn.
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“La desobediencia, en los ojos de cualquiera que haya leído historia, es la...”
– Oscar Wilde. (via subemela-farda)
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friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
consecratio:
if it wasn’t for urban dictionary, i wouldn’t know half of what you guys are talking about
“-¿Me das tu teléfono? -Claro. -Esto es una tarjeta de “CCC”. -Ay, qué despiste....”
– @Neil_YoungOne (via rubendomfer)
That moment when you caught yourself thinking of... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Acariciar sensualmente toda la pared hasta...
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Useful Information: →
henkara:
Ants Problem : Ants hate cucumbers. Keep the skin of cucumbers near the place or ant hole.
To get pure and clean ice : Boil water first before freezing.
To make the mirror shine : Clean with alcohol
To remove chewing gum from clothes : Keep the cloth in the freezer for an hour.
To whiten white clothes : Soak white clothes in hot water with a slice...
Now that it's 2012, time to spend the day saying...
I haven't slept since last year
I haven't eaten since last year
I haven't been to the bathroom since last year
I haven't showered since last year
I haven't seen you since last year
I haven't been outside since last year
I haven't been on tumblr since...oh wait
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
8 ours to go!
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