February 2012
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“Oh, c’mon, like your darkest hour was anywhere near as dark as a public...”
– Velvetpark Review.
Oh man wanna quote ERRYTHANG.
(via touristseason)
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operator: 911, what's your emergency?
me: achele and faberry
operator: okay i'm on my way
me: OH GOD NO STOP DON'T SAY THAT
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me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
hetaliafantasy:
so one day at school
My teacher called my name while I was drawing
and I literally looked up and said
“It’s not porn I swear”
This is no joke, it really happened in my first...
My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
What do you do next?
Student: Call 911!
My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.
Ms. Blaspheming Bitch: Discrimination against... →
dumbthingswhitepplsay:
dank-potion:
It’s horrible, nobody’s denying that, but its hard to be empathetic when you equate your isolated incident to centuries upon centuries of degradation, rape, genocide, colonialism, imperialism etc. etc. that we and our ancestors have experienced.
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Reblog if reblogging is your division.
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jeyssika:
griff-kendu:
sherlockcat:
Sometimes I think that people on tumblr go out of their way to find ways to be offended.
WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
WHAT DID YOU CALL MY MOTHER?!
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“You can’t say, outing is so terrible and so wrong and so tragic and so possibly...”
– Dorothy Snarker hits the nail on the head once again (via avocadosalad)
so very much THIS
(via mamatots)
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