A Dalek crying for mercy

RAVENCLAW
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  • doctorsherlocklokison:

    im-depressed-but-funny:

    unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

    i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real

    For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.

    This is why punctuation was created

    • (I am working the register over Christmas.)
    • Me: “Find everything today?”
    • Customer: “Yup.”
    • (Note: she is silent through the transaction, which includes a gift card.)
    • Me: “How much would you like on this?”
    • Customer: “Oh, sorry. Can I have $150?”
    • Me: “No problem.”
    • Customer: *after paying* “Can you do me a favor?” *she hands me the gift card* “The next customer you see that you think could use this, could you give it to them?”
    • Me: *stunned* “…Of course!”
    • (After a minute another customer comes up, a visibly upset young woman.)
    • Me: “Hi! How are you?”
    • Customer #2: “I’m okay, thanks.”
    • (Clearly she is not ok, but she is trying very hard to be pleasant. She is getting very basic items: milk, bread, eggs, etc. Nothing very festive.)
    • Me: “So your total comes out to $0.00.”
    • Customer: “What?”
    • Me: “The person before you gave me a $150 gift card to use for the next person I thought could use it. You look like you’re having a rough day, so here are your groceries, and there’s about $130 left on this card.”
    • (The customer just started crying. Once she could, she thanked me about 100 times. Made my whole Christmas season.)
  • polyatom1c:

    fool me once, shame on you.
    fool me twice, shame on you again for continuing to exploit my sense of trust. trust is not a weakness and should be respected, not taken advantage of.

  • cakeandrevolution:

    cakeandrevolution:

    If you’re not upset about Katniss, Tonto, or Khan being played by white people, but you are upset about Annie being played by a black girl, you’re probably racist.

    And by probably I mean definitely.

  • maliataete:

    queerbriel:

    welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

  • tastefullyoffensive:

How to be passive aggressive. [via]

    tastefullyoffensive:

    How to be passive aggressive. [via]

  • dudebasicallyme:

    whenever you refresh your dashboard and no one is posting:

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  • karmyarmycaptain:

    yourdarlinglittlesammy:

    do you have those shows that you just pretend got cancelled after a certain season/episode and any following episodes just never existed in the first place?

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